American writer, director, singer, and actor Nick Lang is one of the original four Team StarKid members. Nick Lang and his brother Matt Lang are key writers for all the StarKid shows.
Nick has written two national tours in addition to all twelve Starkid shows. Additionally, he has appeared as an actor in two web series, two reunion concerts, and five StarKid programs.
Nick has played roles in several TV shows, such as Counter Guy in Chicago P.D. and Stan Fitz in Empire. He also appears in the Tin Can Bros web series Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye as Aubrey Dockweiler.
The Quibi series Royalties, developed by fellow StarKid founder Darren Criss, was co-written by Nick and his brother Matt. In addition, he produced the short movie OMG.
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1. “Don’t even front like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a detailed and rehearsed Black Friday tactical plan.” -Nick Lang
Wall Street does not have another bad hair day on Black Friday. It’s the name American merchants give the day following Thanksgiving, regarded as the unofficial beginning of the Christmas shopping season.
2. “Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!” -Nick Lang
We now reach the holiday season once more. A highly religious occasion that we all observe in our unique ways by visiting the mall of our choice.
3. “Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” -Nick Lang
When I shop, the world improves; however, after a while, it reverts to its previous state, necessitating another round of shopping.
4. “You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. But there’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.” -Nick Lang
Nobody knew where to shop when they said that money couldn’t buy happiness.
5. “I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall several times and then ordering.” -Nick Lang
An orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle, Black Friday is a media trap.
6. “You buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” -Nick Lang
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallets. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt.
7. “To me, the frenzy of buying cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, is an insult.” -Nick Lang
If you don’t have a well-thought-out and practiced Black Friday tactical shopping plan, don’t even pretend to love your family, America, or God.
8. “We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not to live in this culture, but in terms of what we can do to make people safer, it seems more useful to avoid dangerous crowd conditions.” -Nick Lang
I mistakenly believed everyone dons blackface on Black Friday and kidnaps shoppers from Wal-Mart.
Wall Street does not have another bad hair day on Black Friday.
9. “For those in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe.” -Nick Lang
On Black Friday in Los Angeles, a woman pepper-sprayed Wal-Mart customers who attempted to bypass the line. The police moved quickly and hired her right away to end nonviolent protesters outside banks across the country.
10. “Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America. Along with the fierce rise of shoppers willing to fight each other at retail outlets.” -Nick Lang
In America, we have been steadily witnessing the demise of organized labor over the past 30 years, along with fair pay, wages, and working conditions. Unfortunately, due to the wealthy elite’s 32-year practice of suffocating their workforce since Ronald Reagan was elected, today is Black Friday.
11. “If the U.S. Government wants to boost the economy, there’s a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes.” -Nick Lang
And while they were waiting in line to enter Walmart, she gave birth to her firstborn son, dressed him in the newest Old Navy fashions, and placed him in a shopping cart.
12. “Hiding some people’s possessions would reveal the depth of their shallowness.” -Nick Lang
Thanksgiving Day’s mid-afternoon is when a subset of half-dead, human-like creatures are confronted by rabid, bloodthirsty monsters who are getting ready to smash down the doors on Black Friday.
13. “Buying something you do not need is a waste of money, even if it is a bargain.” -Nick Lang
In the consumerist Black Friday and Cyber Monday riots, they promise us once-in-a-lifetime deals. Instead, we likely develop tiny, empty souls and decreasing respect for fellow humans.
14. “Black Friday doesn’t even cover love and happiness. They come from within and outside without the former.” -Nick Lang
The Friday following Thanksgiving, in the opinion of many, is the busiest shopping day of the year. However, the busiest shopping days of the year are, in reality, the Friday and Saturday before Christmas.
15. “Black Friday is a great day when stores are open later and have sales that are not as good as the one you had yesterday.” -Nick Lang
There is no better time to go mall shopping on Black Friday than when a stranger is now attempting to sell you something.
16. “Black Friday is a day when everyone is looking for the same thing, and everyone knows you are looking for it, so only the most cunning can get what they want at the right price.” -Nick Lang
On Black Friday, all their family members and close friends demand that they buy them something to get a piece of them.
17. “Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here, we should dance.” -Nick Lang
Never explain; neither your friends nor your enemies will believe it.
18. “Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.” -Nick Lang
It makes no difference who wronged you the day before or what other people will do tomorrow. I want to tell you that I love you today.
19. “All that glitters is not gold; all that wanders is not lost; all that squints are not blind, and all that’s dead is not necessarily gone.” -Nick Lang
Stumbling blocks and stepping stones are identical objects; how we use them makes a difference.
20. “I’ve always believed in modesty, and when I look down, I can’t see one of my own feet!” -Nick Lang
When two powerful forces are pitted against one another, the one who can yield will prevail.
21. “Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.” -Nick Lang
Instead of telling God how big your storm is, have your storm tell God how big he is!
22. “Black Friday is the most important shopping day of the year.” -Nick Lang
Like any other day of the week, I spend every last penny on unnecessary purchases on Black Friday.
23. “An idea isn’t worth anything unless you put it into action. That’s why Black Friday is so great – you can buy ideas at prices that are too good to be true.” -Nick Lang
The peak of materialism will have been reached when Black Friday is declared a holiday.
24. “There are two rules for succeeding in life. First, never give out all your secrets, and Never go shopping on Black Friday.” -Nick Lang
Black Friday presents an odd paradox: we spend money to avoid having to work hard to earn more.
25. “If you’re reading this, you’ve already given yourself a gift this holiday season.” -Nick Lang
Following Thanksgiving, I never had the urge to go shopping. Till Monday, I want to do nothing but lounge around and watch football.
26. “You don’t have to spend money on Black Friday to show how much you care about your loved ones. The best gift you can give anyone is your full presence.” -Nick Lang
One characteristic of Black Friday shoppers is that they enjoy buying items that, despite being so inexpensive, they wouldn’t typically buy on any other day of the year. So even though I don’t always use the things I buy immediately, I’m very happy when I find a good deal.
27. “On Black Friday, some people get up early and wait in line to buy stuff that goes on sale. My idea for Black Friday is to put on a new pair of underwear! Even if it’s just for one day, it makes you feel like you’ve got something new!” -Nick Lang
On Black Friday, I’m sure everyone is incredibly eager to spend money they don’t have on things they can’t afford to impress people who don’t care.